nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

batteur:

ah yes I’ve just thought of the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago

videohall:

2 grown men go through a labor simulation

> I lost it at “STOP SMILING!!!!”

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

solucanlarapiyanocalankiz:

☮ ☯ ☽ ☀

i have two moods:

• touch me
• don’t touch me 

on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

thatmissourigirl:

tardisol:

i-amwho-i-am:

what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?

what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get there

I have been thinking about this for 100 years