captainironhawk:

He is 40.

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I swear I crave meat so much that should just be my whole diet.

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ferrisbueller:

do you ever cry because you don’t live in new york city

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Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself
Apostle: What if they’re gay?
Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?

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tacobellsprout:

why did leslie have to die in bridge to tarabithia like really was it necessary

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uoa:

my tumblr pet peeves:

• automatic playing music
• music that automatically starts
• when a song just starts automatically when I go to your page
• that song that interrupts my song because it started without my knowledge 
• music on your page that just comes out of nowhere

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